From "Room 5"

Hey Hey Hey!! I'm sure you've been anxiously awaiting another update from room 5, so here it is. A lot has happened the last few days, some we hope to never be repeated again... Let us begin where the day begins; in the AM. Our mornings are extremely interesting, because anonymous person 1 and 2 do not wake up to an alarm or anything else for that matter, so anonymous person number 3 has to attempt to wake everyone up. She has an ok time waking up anonymous person number 1, but when it comes to number 2, it's well, we'll just say...interesting. Anonymous person number 2 is whiny, difficult, and not a morning person by any means (anonymous 2 is aka foot in mouth). When we wake her up she whines; when she gets to the shower, she whines or screams and cries for her mommy if it's cold, then gets out and whines some more. This morning we actually had to discipline her, she received her first Argentine spanking. Usually a half hour after after breakfast, she is back to being...special. Please don't read into this, she is not a bad person and we love her dearly. Oh, little update on Mr. Trainer, he finally had enough of us...we've scared him off to Turkey, he leaves today, but don't worry we have a great surprise comin' to him before he leaves. Oh quick note, last nite our group was trying to be sweet and get Mrs. Trainer some flowers for Mother's Day, and it flopped. We thought about it during the evening service and it was a little late, so the only place open was a funeral home. We ordered flowers from there, but as we should have known, they never came. It was pretty funny!! K, well, someone else wants the computer, so we'll have to end here! Have a great day...chau Americanos!!